1 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,540 I don't really know how to do it. 2 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,180 It can't be like silly or something. 3 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:44,200 I don't know. Maybe pick up one of those fireplace tools. 4 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,100 10 to the fire. 5 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,340 This is the toy we're using? 6 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:54,160 Yeah, that's our friend. 7 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,500 Is that okay with you? 8 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:57,700 Yeah, it's okay. 9 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,160 I'm talking to her. 10 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,560 Yeah, 11 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,660 use it like you would a cane. 12 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:11,300 Those have all been sterilized, by the way. 13 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:14,350 They've all been staring at us. 14 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,470 They're golden, yes, they have. 15 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,250 Really? Yeah. 16 00:01:20,050 --> 00:01:21,430 He's like, you're fucking with me, right? 17 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:26,250 Yeah, be careful. 18 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,950 Yeah, shut up. 19 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:31,450 I'll snag you. Come on, take two steps over. 20 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:34,370 Ready? I wish he was taller. 21 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:36,410 I could do something like that. 22 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,240 Can you balance it? 23 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,100 Like that? 24 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,680 Up? 25 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,400 Yeah. 26 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:05,980 Yeah, 27 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,520 careful. 28 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:23,090 It's not fun until someone blows their eye out. 29 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:27,610 Back up the hair more this way. 30 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,530 Yeah. Yeah, 31 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:31,289 right there. 32 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:32,290 Yeah. 33 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,930 Now kind of like crawl up the fireplace. 34 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,370 Okay. 35 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:51,050 Shake your ass more towards me. 36 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:06,160 Open it up with your hand, the dress. 37 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,740 Yeah, like one leg up. 38 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:44,660 Put that foot like up, like that. Yeah. 39 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,420 Except one up higher. 40 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,440 Can you do that? If you can't, let me know. Yeah, I can. 41 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:58,900 I love how you said grab your ass and me. I'm really just trying to be really 42 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:03,300 discursive. No, that's good. So you know exactly what I'm saying. 43 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,960 Does that make sense? 44 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,100 Yeah. 45 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:09,900 I'd be like. 46 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,320 Tug on that thing. 47 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,900 Uh, nope. 48 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,840 The other thing. 49 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:18,000 Lower. That other arm. No. 50 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,480 Jimmy, don't start snoring over there. 51 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:34,200 Say what? We all want to take a nap. You're making us jealous. 52 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,540 Yeah. 53 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,680 Alright, um, let's get you on, yeah. 54 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:45,840 on both knees up there and like pulling your ass open from behind exactly like 55 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:51,000 that you know exactly what i wanted you to do anybody want to drink water 56 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:57,220 i'll do water chop 57 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,120 chop 58 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:13,190 Ah, that's a Canadian thing, I guess. Yeah, yeah. 59 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:17,990 Kitten. I thought you called him kitten, too. No, I'm cute. I'm kitten. I'm 60 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:18,990 kitten right meow. 61 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,110 Right meow. 62 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:24,850 That is good. 63 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:27,130 Can you do kitten right meow? 64 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:35,970 Can you stick some fingers in? 65 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,210 Yeah. 66 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,680 Can you spread your finger? That's in the way. 67 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,120 Sorry. Yeah. 68 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,440 What? 69 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:16,140 We need to get toys in the hallway, but she said we're alive. Does that mean 70 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,480 that the bedroom is a hole of tears? 71 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,840 It's the bedroom, right? Oh, wait. No, I think it's when she walked up the 72 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,840 stairs. 73 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,340 Who told her we were done up there? 74 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,580 Huh? 75 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:32,780 Did she say that I told her we were done up there? I did not tell her that. 76 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,200 She said maybe it's just her bedroom. 77 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,880 No, it's the stairs. 78 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:43,260 She told me before it was the stairs. 79 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:53,780 Just call her. She can disable it from the phone. 80 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,440 Why don't we just walk up there? 81 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,380 Go right ahead. 82 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,640 Shut up, Bert. 83 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:04,940 Just do it. 84 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,360 I don't have her number. 85 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,700 She don't have her number. Only you do. 86 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:12,800 It's in my phone. 87 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:49,480 Alright, that's enough of that. 88 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,760 Turn back around. 89 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:53,630 Get on your knees facing me. You two want a drink? I forgot. 90 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,690 No, I'm good. Thank you. Good, thanks. 91 00:07:57,330 --> 00:08:00,590 I did hear you ask, and I did not give you anything. 92 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:02,750 I didn't know if you guys were going to listen to me. 93 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:03,970 Yeah. 94 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:05,110 Start pulling up. 95 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:08,070 Now we all start talking about how you call me kitten and all. 96 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:11,470 Pulling up on a dress, yeah. That's your new nickname. 97 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:12,790 Yeah. 98 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,070 Spread it. 99 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:20,490 With my hands. 100 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:22,070 Lick your mouth. 101 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:25,570 Yeah, can't you do that? You said you're flexible. 102 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:31,030 What kind of a dumb model are you? 103 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:34,169 Can't lick your own vagina. 104 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:35,590 I know, I know. 105 00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:37,570 I mean, I thought that was like... Loser. 106 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,530 I thought that was like... Loser. 107 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,020 Then I would be the most popular chick ever. 108 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:59,980 You know who I can see being able to like her own coochie? Who? 109 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,200 Mia Malkova. 110 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:05,740 You know, we shot her. We loved her. But, yeah, she can fold up in half. She 111 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:10,300 can, yeah. I haven't met her, but I saw her photos. Yeah, she can fold right up. 112 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,900 Yeah, you look like her. Do you ever get the chance to shoot with her? Yeah, 113 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,740 well, I shoot with Danny all the time, her boyfriend. 114 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,400 He's like one of my best friends now. He's so cool. 115 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,640 Danny Mountain? 116 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:25,420 Yeah, Danny Mountain. Yeah, we love him. He's awesome, right? People are fucking 117 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:29,720 cool. I've worked with him most. I think I've worked with him like almost ten 118 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,220 times. Tell him I'm still waiting for my care package. 119 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,600 Let's get that dress off. 120 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:40,560 You know what? We might be able to substitute that for the sex on the ride, 121 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:54,240 He worked out a little like he would a scarf, I guess. 122 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,400 Use it to like distort your tits, like move them around and stuff. 123 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,200 Man, 124 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,100 I bet Danny loves you. 125 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,300 Yeah, he... 126 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,640 Every time we're about to do doggy positions, he blows in my butthole. 127 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,220 He's a character. 128 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,400 Yeah, he's awesome to work with. 129 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 For sure. 130 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,380 Here's what I'm trying to like. 131 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,260 Yeah, that's cool. I like what you're doing. 132 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,160 Wrapping them up. 133 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:40,420 Wrapping them up. 134 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,420 I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. 135 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:16,970 Oh yeah, that's something I meant to get you to do out on the swing set was do 136 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:19,370 that with your clips on the chain, but I forgot. 137 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:20,610 Oh. 138 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:21,850 Really good idea. 139 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:22,990 I know, right? 140 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,590 Damn it. Oh well. 141 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,130 What's our time? 142 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,030 16. Oh, okay. 143 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:38,390 We're done with the dress. Grab those pussy weights. 144 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,030 Oh my gosh. 145 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:56,980 We'll have you stand. You do them standing. 146 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,780 So we'll have you stand right there. 147 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,360 Sorry. 148 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:05,340 Watch 149 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:16,140 my 150 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:17,140 flash for me. 151 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,540 Somebody let me know. 152 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,980 If they're missing. 153 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:23,790 Because I can't stop. 154 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:26,170 That one's working. 155 00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:29,630 Happy faces. We're going fast. 156 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,230 Happy faces and I get fast. Yes, you are. 157 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:33,650 It feels amazing. 158 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:40,030 I would do this every day. 159 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:41,490 I know. 160 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,700 Yeah, I don't either. 161 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,100 She's like, fuck you, bitches. 162 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:00,960 I was like, you got the cleaner still on? 163 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,240 Yeah. 164 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,160 All right, let's go fast. 165 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:19,140 Pussy towards me? 166 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:23,040 Fine. Let me get down. I'm sorry, John. Fine. Switch. 167 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,060 Now I pick all the best spots. 168 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,540 Yeah, you do, dick. 169 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,100 I'm kidding. 170 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:43,720 Pull it out a little. 171 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,870 Yeah Yes. 172 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,310 You okay? 173 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,150 I didn't want to fall and die. 174 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:45,850 No, I don't want you to fall and die either. 175 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,500 enough of that not the best toy in the world can you grab the shovel and like 176 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:16,340 it from behind yeah um we're gonna bank yourself with the shovel part first 177 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:21,820 the whole thing is cleaned yeah yeah so you're gonna be yeah 178 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,600 i'm so naughty 179 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:45,210 You kind of see how she can take that in doggy style. 180 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:50,770 Did you do the candles yet? No. Oh. I haven't done those yet. 181 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,190 Those will be last. 182 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:55,830 Because we were going into this because we were going to try and do it with the 183 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,830 weight. Right. 184 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:58,429 Oh, very nice. 185 00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,430 That'll work. 186 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,430 Pull up on that ass and indent. 187 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:47,340 Can you grab it from behind with that arm? Yeah, grab it from behind and like 188 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,340 pull up on it. 189 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:53,340 Like, yeah, like that. Is that cool? Yeah. 190 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:27,720 I feel like I'm teaching myself a lesson or something, you know? 191 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,980 Come here, little slut, you're gonna get it, you know? 192 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,440 That's good. 193 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:43,960 So let's go grab those two candlesticks. 194 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,440 Just pop them out. 195 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,540 Do you want to see me? 196 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:06,020 Alright, we're going to have you sit on that pillow and lean against the brick. 197 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,360 Yeah, that feels good. 198 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:19,800 And then, um, just start, like... 199 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:23,060 You don't have to go super deep. 200 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,640 Yes, they do. 201 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,740 Okay. 202 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,320 Smile. 203 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,500 We could light them at the end. 204 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,840 They should be disappeared. Yes, I agree. 205 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:36,320 All right, well, we'll do that after you're done spreading with them, because 206 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,260 don't want you to get too close to the fire. 207 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,420 Spread them again as wide as you can. 208 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:26,980 Hold that. 209 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,680 Can you stick your legs up? 210 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,340 Yeah. 211 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,320 Shoes getting heavy? 212 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,060 Okay, you can bring them down. 213 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,800 I'm giving birth to a rock star. 214 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,560 Because they were dramatic. 215 00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:10,820 Or a candle maker. 216 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,140 It was a candle maker. 217 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,500 Alright, uh, let's... You really want to light them? It looks like I have 218 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,820 chopsticks and I'm... 219 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,480 Yeah. Sushi! 220 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,160 Sushi! Um, do you really want to light them? 221 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,380 Well, I can if it'll be a cool shot. 222 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,460 I don't think we need to. No? Okay. I mean, 223 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,159 the wax dripping. 224 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,260 I don't want it to burn you. 225 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,740 Alright, slowly pull them out. 226 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,580 Pull it right there. 227 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:56,720 Big smile. 228 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:30,930 Put any of those in your butt? 229 00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:32,870 No. 230 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:40,870 How about keep your legs together like that and put your feet up, yeah, and 231 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:42,750 insert them that way. Is that possible? 232 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,050 Yeah. 233 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:48,310 I'm going in. 234 00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:58,030 You don't have to go in super deep. You good? 235 00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:00,210 They decided to get over that little hump thing. 236 00:22:17,790 --> 00:22:19,970 Where's the video at? 237 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,350 On my kitchen counter. 238 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:37,010 Alright, now use them to distort your pussy. 239 00:22:37,930 --> 00:22:40,590 Pinch your meat and all that fun stuff. 240 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,200 What's our time? 241 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,540 32. Scene done. 242 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,120 Good job. 243 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,880 Were those her candles? 244 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,280 No. Okay.